The Pink Bible – The Huntress Mentality Exposed
Came across this amazingly honest "how-to-snag-a-husband" manual called "The Pink Bible". The authoress is a hot Mormon chick who's maybe a bit too candid.
Excerpt:
"The seasoned huntress can afford to be selective. There are many fish in the sea, but very few are keepers. ... Some guidelines:
* Good looks are not the only qualification for a trophy husband. Do not forget popularity, money, clothes, and car.
* Nerdy men can be a pain, but they are easy to catch and will usually support you.
* Avoid fixating on how much money a guy has. Devote equal attention to his earning potential and the economic status of his family.
* Only let him see you at your best. Keep your real personality hidden.
* Never complain, and he’ll assume nothing bothers you.
* Never act sad, and he’ll imagine you’re always happy.
* Never mention your ambitions, and he’ll figure you’re a pushover.
By the time he discovers it was all a mirage, it will be too late."
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Hilarious
I can't help but think the author was having more than a bit of fun when writing this. It really seems to be quite funny, if not also useful to both sexes-- it teaches women some "tricks" to flirting with men and teaches men how to recognize those tricks. But I think to call it an honest-to-goodness serious manual for women on how-to whallop guys is incorrect. They have been doing this for centuries without this manual, and the primary tool has been the average man's belief that marrying one of them is a fundamentally safe, good idea. Now that that idea has been thoroughly undermined, I don't believe this or any other book written by a woman or man could counter it. The jig's up, we're hip to the jive, what's done is done.
It can't be the real manual
It can't be the real manual if there's nothing about accusing him of molesting the kids.
Good Intelligence Catch!
This is great! It is just like the Allies breaking the Japanese and German military communication codes during WW2. A great breakthough into how the feminine mystic really works. Any man who ignores this insight does so at his own risk and the risk of his bank account.
Pre-marriage only manual
"The Pink Bible" apparently only provides guidance to huntresses regarding the stalking, dating, seducing, get-him-to-the- altar phases of a relationship.
I think there's a sequel (new testament?) that covers cultivating the husband for harvesting during the marriage/pre-divorce period.
Reading this material made me think of Esther Villar's "The Manipulated Man" because it's so outrageous it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
Amazon.com should bundle "The Pink Bible" with Marc Rudov's "Under the Clitoral Hood" as a gender-neutral Christmas special!
The regular stereotypes about men and women..
...all bundled up in what would attract women the most; a fucking coloring book in a pink binder.
The women that buy this are just as dumb and immature as the one who wrote it.
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Her credentials as a researcher
Anyone notice that the author has a BA? (as opposed to a Ph.D., or even an MA in psych).
So what research could she have possibly conducted on her own as an undergraduate?
Oh...but wait...the "about the author" section simply said she "participated" in research.
She didn't do it herself.
Tom Leykis warns us about skanks like this.
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OK, now THAT was funny
I do sometimes have concerns about some of what you write, MrReality, but once in a while, you come out with a real gem:
...all bundled up in what would attract women the most; a fucking coloring book in a pink binder.
Amen to that. Remember kids: stereotypes about men are always OK, but stereotypes about women are never OK. Because we're equal, you see. But women demand to be treated like our equals PLUS they want to be "treated as women", which means they're demanding "equal plus" treatment. Whatever the hell that is.
That makes too much sense RandomMan.
What you just said would be the intelligient, direct thing for women to do. That's why most women don't do it.
Instead they manipulate, lie, gang up with other women, and connive against men thinking that it will get them a man. Who the hell thinks that by constantly waging war against someone -- for no damn reason other than your inability to conduct yourself like an adult emotionally -- that they will suddenly come to love you?
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Color Schemes
Hey, dudes!
I hear that PINK is the new BLUE!
Really.
Just wait until Hillary occupies the oral office at the beige house...
pink stink
went into this website and read a lot of it.
i feel somewhat unclean just from having read it.
it really shows just how simple minded a lot of females are.
many posters there couldn't string two coherent thoughts together. the idea of some man supporting them for life, by manipulating him, using the only tool they seem to think they have to forestall certain poverty, must look sweet to them.
this girl a Mormon?
for what it's worth, Mormons went, almost overnight, from having one of the lowest divorce rates in the world, to having one of the highest.
Written for the mental midget...
This book was written for teenagers as well as perma-teenagers, you know, those women in their 20s who are still living with a high school mentality. Here's a telling comment from the moderator of their discussion boards in response to a comment from a reader who became pregnant:
"You discuss being pregnant. Those level of issues are too heavy for these boards. We generally avoid physical intimacy issues. Because you seemed sincere I let the post through, but because of the young age of many girls who visit this site, I probably will not leave the post up long. If you can, just avoid naming physical intimacy issues--you can still talk about growing apart and cheating and all that, just in gentler terms."
The book is for children.
That means it was written for the majority of grown women.
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Then We're Stupid?
True enough; however --
How do you explain why these supposed children are so successful in their predatory games?
Perhaps men might have to consider -- "then we're stupid and we'll die?"
(Homage to "Blade Runner," 25th anniversary DVD.)
Because men have better
Because men have better things to do than sit around and whine about women. They don't even want to think about gender issues; they just say "Fine, you can whatever stupid equal rights you want," and then pray for women to shut up and leave them alone.
And some men just can't accept the idea that women can beat them at anything. "I'm man so I must be better off!"
Whatever... shut up?
You have to agree with the observation that women will just wear men down with whining, complaining, nagging, etc. -- until the guy says "Whatever you want babe..."
Funny that when a guy says "whatever..." it translates into "you win babe, I give up."
When a woman says "whatever..." it means "you are about the experience a long period without any sex from me..."
As Tom Leykis likes to say -- "shutupshutupshutupshutupSHUUUUUUTUUUUUUP!"
Most men are stupid. They let women control them.
Anyone that is stupid enough to let an idiot control them deserves the oppression they receive.
I can't feel bad for chivalrous men that coddle and protect women simply because they are women. If you make yourself into a doormat before a corny bitch she's going to walk on you.
On the other hand women are pushing for control over men that don't tolerate their bullshit via the "pink rulebooks" women orally transmit to their daughters upon birth.
Expose the hypocrisy and double standards within their bullshit by spreading the word, and for every man -- and woman -- that does not tolerate female double standards the noose loosens.
Our enemies female narcississm and their entitlement mentalities coupled with male chivalry.
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Men Are NOT Stupid ... Merely Blind
With respect MrR, it has not been my experience that most men are stupid.
Most men are intelligent, have skills, work hard, have good hearts, and have a vision for what they want to achieve.
That said, they do indeed have an amazingly STUPID blind spot when it comes to women.
Why do you think that is?
Harsh Teachers.
That said, they do indeed have an amazingly STUPID blind spot when it comes to women.
Why do you think that is?
Indoctrination into pro-female ideology. Socialization of the male begins from the day he is born and continues until the day he gives his own life up for a woman.
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Blues is as Blues Does....
Naw, MrR ...
How many blind bluesmen have gotten beyond the pussy factor?
Blind Willie, Blind Lemon? Even that poor white boy Johnny Winter?
What did these icons of the blues know that men today have forgotten?
I guess they maybe forgot to be indoctrinated.
There is a reason why the blues is a man's musical idiom.
Can you even imagine a feminist blues riff?
What would she sing about?
"Oh baaaybeeee, the child support check ain't in the mail....?"
(The white blues version would be ---
"Oh, baaaaaaybeee, the pre-nup ain't been signed and I'm feelin' so baaad...")
The Gender Wars....
Live it. Feel it. Have fun with it.
Transcending the Matrix?
I guess they maybe forgot to be indoctrinated.
Nearly all men are indoctrinated into the service of women; very few escape the initial programming of "woman special, man.....just man." However, being made into a slave does not mean you must stay one. It also does not mean the programming must continue as more men and women awaken to the disastrous results the initial cycle is more likely to be broken. Knowledge is power.
Any man that realizes what is actually transpiring between the genders -- without the PC blinders on -- would have more than enough material for a few depressing ballads.
Neo, I am trying to free your mind.
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Cross-roads maybe?
I believe you might find my evil twin "Neo" down at the crossroads.
That's really all the advice I have been authorized to provide .....
(See track #14, take #3.... "Love in Vain.")