'10 rules for managing your penis'

Submitted by Mastodon on Mon, 2013-08-12 02:30

"Article" here. Excerpt:

'2) Do not neglect your penis. I am talking hygiene. Women are subjected to pharmacy aisles full of fresheners, wipes and sprays that encourage us to believe that without them our genital area is just a smelly, slimy mess, but there is no equivalent for men. Surely there is a gap in the market for products to encourage men to stay boxfresh under their boxers. And if they must encase themselves so prominently in Lycra and skinny jeans in this weather … something has to be done. Urgently.
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5) Do not ever put your penis into someone who does not want this. Do not ever fool yourself that they really do. Even if they are drunk. Or you are married to them. This is rape. It is not difficult to know the difference between someone who is consenting to penetration and someone who isn't. There is never any excuse. Ever.
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10) Do not mistake your penis for your brain. The silly idea that men possess wicked willies and can't help acting on impulse is surely rather insulting? If Freud is right and all women suffer from penis envy then all I can say is if I had one I would love, cherish it and put it only where desired. Is that so much to ask?'

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Not really sure what her idea is here, excerpt perhaps a fairly buzarre attempt at shaming, humor, demonization, patronization, and who knows what else.

I just wonder when someone will pen up a list of 10 things women ought to be doing with their vaginas... AND it gets run proudly in a mainstream paper, too.

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Submitted by Matt on Tue, 2013-08-13 02:13

Again we have a woman who dares to act as though she knows all about men, not only that, more about the private parts of men than men do. We men supposedly need a refresher course on how to manage our penises. Yea right. She just shows herself to be a condescending ignoramus with this article.

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Submitted by redwoodwriter on Thu, 2013-08-15 01:05

In response to number 2, I would like to say:
You should be happy that you are the gender whose genitals don't get irreversibly damaged and surgically altered at birth to prevent them from being a "slimy mess". I'd take the existence of aisles of stay-fresh products for men over the violation I endured the day I was born.

I can't help but wonder if these women have any idea how big of c***s they come off as.

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Submitted by xtrnl on Thu, 2013-08-15 01:35