'Woman: Reflections of a Divorced Man'

Book on Amazon UK here. Description:

'I used to have sympathy for the men who would collect their children in the town centre every Saturday morning. They were easy to spot. The glowering looks they would throw at their ex-wives were hard to conceal. Maybe it was to give their children a treat, or maybe it was because they found it hard to cook, but you could see them in the fast food outlets by lunchtime. Little did I know then that I would one day become a McDonald’s dad myself. Disbelief, anger, inadequacy, rejection, bitterness, shock, fear, and loneliness are but some of the emotions that divorce brings to the average man. This is my story of how I coped with life after the breakdown of my marriage. Join me in a satirical examination of today’s modern “woman”. This book also reveals why women stand talking for hours, what it means when they are not “happy”, and of course the dreaded “speech”. Along the way you will learn why you should purchase a tin helmet when you begin dating again, and why men should really not wash their underpants in the sink.'