Right on schedule: a father-shaming article on the cusp of Father's Day

Article here. It's like clockwork. Every year at Father's Day, we have some t**l who fancies himself as a caped crusader and demands that fathers stop being such bad fathers, and for once start being good fathers. Anyone care to give Jeff Pearlman a piece of your mind?

A father's day wish: Dads, wake the hell up!
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Excerpt #1: "Really, wake the hell up. Now. I understand that most of you have 9-to-5 jobs, that you leave tired and come home tired and just wanna chill in front of SportsCenter with a bowl of chips. But, seriously, you have no remote idea: Being a stay-at-home parent is exhausting. At the office, you can hide. You can take lunch. You can pretend you're working while scrolling the Internet for Yankees-Blue Jays and, ahem, Lindsay Lohan news."

Excerpt #2: "For you, I offer these 10 commandments of righteous fatherhood. Pay close attention, because, behind your back, people are pitying your wife:"
[a nauseating list follows]