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Misandry Island: this is what a feminist utopia would look like
Article here. Excerpt:
'As a shrieking feminist harpy, it's been a long held wish of mine to sail away on an ocean of male tears and live on an island that recognises the inherent humanity of women. Women of all shapes, sizes, creeds, colours, bodies and backgrounds would live together in harmony and under a system of collaborative leadership. In the evenings, we'd come together to watch the sunset. Over cold cocktails, where the twizzle sticks are actually dehydrated penises, we'd marvel at how much better it is to live in a society that doesn't see us as peripheral to the real experience of what it means to be human, and doesn't expect us to meekly accept the reality of our own supposed weaknesses. We'd make jokes, because women are very funny. And there would be no MRAs and no mosquitos, because the annoying buzz of tiny, obnoxious pests would be banned.
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When society has reestablished itself as a deeply entrenched matriarchy that rewards women for simply existing, treats our ideas and actions as more inherently valuable than those of men and allows us to dominate every position of leadership in order to shape a global society's values and goals, we'll be able to point to men's lack of protest and agitation as a sign that they're happy with the way things are. Sure, the grumblings of a small and angry minority make it sound like something's wrong, but this is just the way the world is now. It's biological. We're all different but equal, and men's role in that would just be being equal in a way that is actually grossly unequal. But still equal.
And the ones who kept making a rowdy fuss about it or getting on our nerves? Well, we'd just kill them.'
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Why, it's hilarious...
... until you realize that she's not kidding. Unless of course you're a feminist -- then yeah, it's still hilarious.
What happens
when the ice machine goes down? Can't have cold cocktails without ice or at least a fridge.
Could a woman fix the ice machine? Of course. Will she? Well, I suspect any woman who would fix the ice machine would be considered a lower class woman as opposed to upper class women. In other words, a woman of a lesser god, just as men are considered beings of a lesser god. Real men get their hands dirty. Real women don't.
This is . . .
a very stunning example of Poe's Law.