Ho-fessional Explains the Business

give me a break! There has never been a piece of nookie worth more that $20.00 in the whole history of whoring!

This skank is a better liar than she is a whore!

Hell if I were a girl and looked something like that and was young enough, I'd probably go become a ho-fessional too. You can't beat the pay. The Today show has just caused the number of applications for work at The Bunny Ranch to go up 15,000%!

But in any case, this clip should really point up something. Take a few guesses at what that could be. :)

Why is this woman only getting $3000 per hour when the hookers that Elliot Spitzer frequented were getting up to $5500 per hour?

I think this is something the equal pay feminists should look into. In fact, if we pass a law, as I have suggested in the past, that makes it illegal for women to accept lesser pay for what others are getting for the same work, these women should go to jail for accepting the lesser pay.

But then on the other hand, if these women were forced to accept what we men would get for this same service...

Three thousand dollars an hour??? Where'd I put my wig...

-ax

*Chuckles*

Believe what women say if you want.

Remember gentlemen: 96% of women are expert liars. They lie about damn near EVERYTHING. The average street whore is broke, walking the street, begging for someone to bang, smoking a crackpipe. The average professional whore is that corporate businesswoman sitting next to you that thinks men owe her a living and she's NOT getting $3,000 per hour(even though she will claim she is. Most women see whoredom as something grand.). As a matter of fact most women today are getting the cold shoulder from men. Men are getting smarter.

For every whore that "claims" to make $3,000 an hour there are at least 40 that can be "verified" as being broke.

What kills me is how women always try to make "anything they do" seem bigger than life. They embellish everything so that it seems much grander than it actually is. If they are mothers, then being a mother is to be trumpeted to the far corners of the earth. If they are businesswomen, then women are suddenly taking over business. If they are whores, then they are "high class, high powered whores" according to them.

Here is a good one(True Story): I once knew a woman that was a secretary at a company. All she did was answer phones and sort the paperwork of the managers. The entire time I knew her she was in a secretary position. Yet, I once saw her -- during the period she was working as a secretary -- at a local college lying to my friend(whom happened to be an IT manager there) claiming she "was the head of the office(she actually claimed she was the boss and head person in charge)" she was in actuality a secretary at.

I later informed my friend that she was not even a "manager" at the office but merely the secretary. This is just an example of how you can't believe shit women tell you. They nearly always lie if it's going to get them the results they want. If a multitude of women are dirty whores and want to fool people into not seeing them as what they are, dirty whores. They simply paint a positive picture about whores for the viewers.

The game is manipulation, vanity and deception gentlemen; recognize it.

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...empowered?

Nearly every whore claims to be "raking in the dough."

Most aren't. They are just broke, angry women mad that their commodity is overly used and doesn't sell as well anymore. Intelligient consumers are leaving the stale vagina on the shelf these days in exchange for security, long-lives, less drama and sanity.

Some men still believe the spin women put on everything. They don't know how the game works. They think because a woman told the truth in sentence A she can't be lying in sentence B. What fools men are!

96% of women are hardcore liars. Honesty is a rarity amongst most women; most women are whores whether they admit it or not. Also, some women may admit they are whores but still lie profusely about other things(i.e. Pay, sexual appetite, etc). Very few women are making what they claim they are making. Building grand illusions is a pasttime for women; this includes women that engage in whoredom. They are experts at changing societies' perception of things.

One can be honest about their profession and still lie about the pay. Women do it all the time. Women do these things to make you see them as more than they truly are(obviously it still works to some degree); "She's a whore but she's an 'honest' moneymaking whore! You go girl!"

The truth is very few women(less than 4% according to the study. Damn!) are honest and tons of women are whores; whether they admit it or not. I know some women with integrity; they aren't whores.

*Shrugs*

I have yet to see the "Bunny Ranch" surpass Warren Buffett's level of wealth($62 Billion).

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A woman charges $150/hr. and sees two clients a day, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year (hey, even whores need a vacation!). This is all tax-free money, mind you.

150 x 2 x 5 x 48 = 72000

$72k just for that much. Is it really so hard to have sex twice a day for a total of 2 hours? Not for a woman, though a man may need some pharmaceutical intervention. :)

Point is, and the truth is, a woman can make a very comfortable living as a prostitute. If she stays off drugs and away from bad habits and uses, say, a small apt. as her "incall" or only goes to meet clients out, she can really rake in the dough. Now let's say she is hot enough and gets a good rep and she can charge $200, $250, $300? The Bunny Ranch gals are splitting the $3,000 with "the house" in some way, probably 50/50, and so getting $1500 for just one hour of having sex with some rich guy on a very nice bed.

Tell me, just what's not to love?

As I said in a previous post, if I were her, I would do it too.

As long as men will pay for it, women will sell it; as long as women will sell it, men will pay for it. This is why it's the "world's oldest profession"; no one seems willing to break the cycle. Sometimes it gets modified and even "sanctified" (most marriages for example fit this model pretty well. How to test: Take away the man's job or give the woman a higher-paying job. See what happens then. 8 times out of 10... you guessed it!) But it's always there. Probably the only way to short-circuit the cycle is to make hormonal changes in the human body. I mean, aside from the ones induced by all the chemicals in the water... though who knows, eventually that may be just enough to do it!

That's a hypothetical analysis. In other words it's a "if this happens, then this happens, then this happens." You're basing your conclusion off of your own hypothetical claims.

The problems?

1. Reality is much different than your hypothetical equation for most street hookers.

2. $150/per hour does not equate to $3,000/per hour. Two very different numbers.

3. Women usually lie about what they are making in such a venue. A special was on not too long ago revealing this fact.

It's easy to run off numbers and claim whores are glorious moneymakers.

After all that's what whores want you to believe. However, until you have seen the masses of whores walking the street willing to give someone a blowjob in exchange for a pull on a crackpipe, $5, or in exchange for whatever they happen to be in need of; there will be no changing your mind.

Ice T used to host a show called "Pimps up, Hoes down" that showed what the "real life" of the average hooker is like.

Here's what the average whore's life is like:

A. The average street whore is nothing special.

B. Crack whore on cam

It is much different than the overly prestigious lifestyles the men on MANN believe the majority of whores are living ; trust me. Whoring is nothing glorious and the majority of whores are not making $3,000/ per hour.

I just think the shit is funny.

If MANN members can really get THIS excited over whoring; based off of some whore's claims more power to them.

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