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For Immediate Release: Cox Cancer
posted by Adam on Saturday October 25, @01:47PM
from the You-gag-reflex-is-about-to-be-comprimised dept.
Reproductive Rights Stephanie Frostic writes "~ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ~ ATTENTION ALL MEN'S & PARENT'S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS ENDANGERED SPECIES: ALL NON-CUSTODIAL PARENTS NEW TUMOR DISCOVERED THROUGHOUT MICHIGAN Honor, Michigan, USA October 22, 2003 -- Michigan's Attorney General Mike Cox's Enslaving Deadbeat Parents Agenda is one of the toughest amongst the nation. He has been holding the status of Attorney General in the State of Michigan and hiding behind America's children since he won the election in 2002. Cox's Enslaving Agenda, in the name of children and families abroad, has already conceived the first of its malignant cells, thus it is just a matter of time before this newly conjured Cancer, recently named as Cox Cancer by Stephanie Frostic of PaternityByChoice.com, multiplies at such an enormous rate, a National Quarantine would be inevitable. PaternityByChoice.com's Founding Mother, Stephanie Frostic, notes "[t]here is no need for panic or alarm, but it doesn't mean that it's safe to ignore it, either." While Mrs. Frostic looks further into discovering an antidote for this new epidemic, scientific details on it are offered to you for your own research and protection on the web at paykids.com Stephanie Frostic, Founding Mother Paternity By Choice"

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by TLE on Saturday October 25, @04:43PM EST (#1)
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Huh? Can someone explain this is regular English?

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