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by Anonymous User on 04:10 PM August 23rd, 2004 EST (#1)
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The circumstances of her child’s death, followed by the divorce and Gloyd’s passing, fertilized Carrie’s insanity, and she stepped up her attacks on the world’s evils: smoking, drinking, Freemasonry and sex. So great was her hatred of sex that Carrie began stalking young couples out on strolls or buggy rides, lurking behind bushes and leaping out at her unfortunate victims armed with an umbrella and ear-splitting religious rancor.
LOL! Nuff said.
Warble
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by Anonymous User on 04:18 PM August 23rd, 2004 EST (#2)
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Armed with a sledge hammer, she shrieked a black cloud of hell-n-brimstone at the shocked, goggling owner and his handful of customers. She called a religious fury into the hammer, raised the weapon in her two ham-sized fists and reduced a cask of whiskey to moistened splinters. Onlookers could only gape at the flailing, keening behemoth and no one did anything to stop her.
The translation would read as follows:
Armed with a sledge hammer, NOW shrieks a black cloud of hell-n-brimstone at the shocked, goggling California legislature and their handful of cronies. The NOW women invoke a Communist fury into the sickle, raise the weapon in their two ham-sized fists and reduced the California girlymen to moistened splinters of sperm. Onlookers can only gape at the flailing, keening behemoth called NOW and no one will do anything to stop them because they are girlymen.
LOL!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
This is great material!
Warble
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