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Runaway Bride Follow Up
posted by Matt on 12:44 PM June 16th, 2005
News Tumescent writes "We've all probably seen the follow up to the Runaway Bride story, but just in case you haven't here it is. Just as expected, she and her idiot fiancé will profit from all of this."

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No surprise (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on 02:28 PM June 16th, 2005 EST (#1)
Tell me why this is not a surprise.

Someone needs to talk some sense to her finace. By making the incident look like foul play (other than hers), knowing that he would be the prime suspect, shows what she REALLY thinks of him.
I understand that these two are the only ones who have heard their Miranda rights over this matter.
Re:No surprise... redneck boyfriend had it planned (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on 02:46 PM June 16th, 2005 EST (#2)
Nice to see another lovely couple getting rewarded for bamboozling the media....

Wait and see. Wilbank's "dumb" fiancee will be revealed as the brains in this outfit, who plotted out the entire scam all the way to the Hollywood pay-out.

The local cops who wasted thousands of tax-payer dollars searching for her are pissed.

She has offered to pay them back for the overtime wages.

Link at --

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4100320.stm


Re:No surprise... redneck boyfriend had it planned (Score:1)
by Tumescent on 11:47 PM June 16th, 2005 EST (#3)
All I know is that if there is a made for TV movie, I will not view it. In addition, I will find out the advertisers sponsoring the movie and boycott whatever goods and services they provide. Obviously that will have little overall effect, but it least it will make me feel like I'm doing something to say "bullshit to this"!!
Re:No surprise... redneck boyfriend had it planned (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on 11:54 AM June 17th, 2005 EST (#4)
And since the "entertainment" media can never do a piece that would make a woman look bad,(especialy when she is) They will re-write the story so that the fiance is an over bearing, abuseive jerk, or a clingy, needy sot that "forced" this poor woman into the situation. Wait and see.
If they do that I would not be the least bit shocked.
In fact, I'd be more shocked if they DIDN'T do it that way...!

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Re: So Who Plays Who in the TV Moovie? (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on 01:21 PM June 17th, 2005 EST (#5)
This is what inquiring minds want to know....

Who should play the Runaway Bride?

I vote for Jennifer Tilly.

She's dumb crazy, talks a mile a minute, has the rack, and that "deer in headlights" gaze.

As for the redneck fiancee?

I hear Michael Jackson is available.
Re: So Who Plays Who in the TV Moovie? (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on 03:46 PM June 17th, 2005 EST (#6)
I vote for Linda Fiorentino to play the runaway bride.
I just like the way she looks...!

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