Men Sue Over Ladies Night Discrimination

Backlash is a bitch, huh ladies.

Men seeking equal treatment = "backlash"
Women seeking equal treatment = "feminism"
Discrimination against men = "equal opportunity"
Discrimination against women = "discrimination"
A woman with grievances = "victim"
A man with grievances = "angry"
Open discussion of gender issues = "misogyny"
Men looking for equal treatment in the courts = "abuse"
Consensual sex between a man and woman = "rape"
Heated discussion between a man and woman = "domestic violence"
Women receiving preferential treatment/privileges = "equality"
A numeric majority of the human species = "minority"
Any woman = "victim"
Any man = "oppressor"
Any child = "property"
A woman talking about hating men = "empowerment"
A man talking about hating women = "hate speech"
A sexually predatory woman dressed like a hooker = "liberation"
A man with any interest in sex = "rapist"
A woman who wants to be with her children = "mother"
A man who wants to be with his children = "abuser"
A woman who forces children under her care/authority into sex = "the child was lucky"
A man who forces children under his care/authority into sex = "pedophile"
A shelter providing emergency services to abused women = "women's shelter"
A shelter providing any services to abused men = "prison"
Female genital mutilation = "sexual repression"
Male genital mutilation = "acceptable custom that protects women from HIV"
A man assaulting a women = "(domestic) violence"
A woman assaulting a man = "humor"
A man who beats his female partner = "batterer"
A woman who beats her male partner = "victim"
A disposable slave = "man"
A human being = "woman"
Hating women = "a crime"
Hating men = "'a viable political act'"
Distorting or lying about reality = "feminist analysis"
Biology = "lies"
Reality = "discrimination"

Did I miss any?

Women are entitled to get everything for free, because - - - well, never mind, just because they are, that's why. And furthermore these men should be letting women in free to the workplace and paying them more and giving them special break rooms, in addition to the break rooms men have to share with women, and also doing some of the hard work women can't or don't want to do.

When will these men learn that women are equal and better than them and thereby deserve better treatment than them everywhere, just because we're equal?

I have to go NOW and prepare my women's studies lecture for Patriarchy 101, taught at taxpayers expense at your local college.

Signed, Frau Femi-supremacist and frequent night club free loader.

* An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

* That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.

* There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

* Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

* Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.

- Aldous Huxley

(Google his name + quotes for excellent reading!)

He was perhaps the ultimate anti-fascist ... sorry he's not here to debate Kim Gandy and her toxic ilk...

(to both of you, Roy and Anthony).

I was just re-reading Brave New World, ironically enough...

Another notable quote:

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. They're not entitled to their own facts.

I have no idea who said it, but when talking about feminists, it just sort of comes to mind automatically.

Now I'm off to take some soma (of the Huxley variety).

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Well written set of "daffy-nitions." I have posted these over at Men's Issues Online and Stand Your Ground with credit.

Steve

Well RM, your posts are always worth reading twice.

One of my good dead friends and a mentor (he was shot and murdered by his own comrades..) said this --

"Truth should not be bought and sold like saltfish..."

- Maurice Bishop: Prime Minister
People's Revolutionary Government
Grenada 1979 - 1983