Pizza Boxes Used for C/S Wanteds

Submitted by Matt on Mon, 2007-03-26 14:29

Seems like even pizza boxes are being enlisted in the war of fathers. A pizzeria in Cincinnati is now featuring child-support delinquent suspects on the covers. Wonder if they have any women? And why don't they use the same thing to find other suspects of some kind? Story here. Excerpt:

'CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- Customers at some suburban pizza parlors are getting something extra with their pepperoni and mushrooms -- wanted posters for parents accused of failing to pay child support.

The idea came to Cynthia Brown, executive director of the Butler County Child Enforcement Agency, while she was ordering pizza.

"It suddenly dawned on me that most people running from the law don't eat out, they order pizza," said Brown, whose county is north of Cincinnati.'

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"The idea came to Cynthia Brown, executive director of the Butler County Child Enforcement Agency, while she was ordering pizza."

Wouldn't it be great if Cynthia Brown (she would be a supporter of the Fugitive Slave Act if she lived in the 19th century) got a lump of pizza stuck in her throat and died the next time she ate pizza? I am competent with the Heimlich maneuver but I would let her die. Also, this pizza joint would be a good target for the American version of F4J.
Place a really big order over the phone and have it sent to Ms Brown's house COD!

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Submitted by Luek on Tue, 2007-03-27 03:12

Imagine how much pizza the first guy who's face is put on the box by mistake will be able to buy with the settlement he'll get. If it were against the government I wouldn't put money on it, but I bet he could go after the pizza place.

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Submitted by ItsDan on Tue, 2007-03-27 05:08

--Place a really big order over the phone and have it sent to Ms Brown's house COD!

Ah yes, the classic. Place the order from a public phone at a commuter station or even an office phone.
"I'll meet your delivery at home."

My favorite version was to place a dozen orders with a many take-out places, so my target would have a procession of restaurants delivering to that residence. LOL

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Submitted by klp on Tue, 2007-03-27 13:53