Are Men Necessary?

My Sweetiepie, Maureen Dowd (don't tell my other Sweetiepie, Hillary Clinton), is getting more press for her new book, "Are Men Necessary?"

It's interesting for me to read about this sort of professional blathering from English speaking women, because I no longer have an emotional response to it. Except for the few who are men's rights activists, these folks have become pretty much irrelevant to me. Not an irritation. Not a joke.

Irrelevant.

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In her book, my Sweetiepie opines, "Men are simply not biologically suited to hold higher office." And "There's a body of evidence now that the Y chromosome is rotting at such a fast rate that it will go out of business in about 100,000 years..." And "So now that women don't need men to reproduce and refinance, the question is, will we keep you around? And the answer is, you know we need you in the way we need ice cream, you'll be more ornamental."

With inimitable feminist insight she also states that men avoid women like her because they are successful. (Okay. Sometimes I still get a chuckle out of these clowns.)

Despite her success and awesome (to herself, at least) brain power, she is at a loss to understand why it is women who have taken passionate exception to her gibberish. Well, Sweets, it's because women are realizing that men with any sense are simply walkin' away. No panic. No running.

Walkin'.

And most women, despite all the feminist lunacy that's been drilled through their sculls non-stop for four decades, don't want to be devoid of men.

Note: a lot of research indicates that the Y chromosome is no longer dispensing with unnecessary genetic material. And the research showing that it will decay away smacks of feminist advocacy. In addition, my own scientific insight (yup, nothin' but my own scientific insight based on a Ph.D. in physics and years of research) tells me that it is far more probable that, in much less than 100,000 years, humans will have complete control of their genetic makeup than that the Y chromosome will have decayed away. The research, that the Y chromosome will have disappeared in about 100,000 years, should be published in and only in the Journal of Unverifiable Conclusions.

So, gentlemen, it used to be that we'd have a good ol' American group hug. But this calls for somethin' different.

Group yawn! Group yawn!

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