"From manspreading to mansplaining – here's some other skills for dudes to master"

Article here. Excerpt:

'Manambling
The footpath is yours to own. Pitch yourself riiight in the middle, gear down to an amble, swing those arms and watch everyone struggle to overtake. The public space is your dominion so go full Gandalf on the operation. You shall not pass. Extra points if you lead with your crotch like it’s an icebreaker. A big sexy icebreaker.

Manopolising
Get yourself all up in that party’s business by manopolising the music. Without asking just unplug the host’s gadget and link up your Android phone with a “lemme tell you why this kicks an iphone’s ass (or vice versa)…”. Now for the next four hours force your playlists onto (into?) everyone else. Extra points for actively minimising the presence of female artists on said playlist.'

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