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by mens_issues on 11:37 PM February 26th, 2005 EST (#1)
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Perhaps these women looked like gorillas to Koko, assuming they were feminists ;)
Joke by a comedian:
Comedian: She was very ugly.
Audience: How ugly was she?
Comedian: She was so ugly, she had a job in the cake shop - they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits.
After Rodney Rude, Australian comedian.
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by Anonymous User on 01:21 PM February 27th, 2005 EST (#7)
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She's so ugly she even scares blind people.
She's so ugly she doesn't have to wear a mask when she goes out for Halloween.
She's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make UGLY STICKS.
She's so ugly that her neck was arrested for carrying a leathal weapon.
She's so ugly there'd have to be TWO of her to get any uglier.
But siriously, It's not easy for her to be so ugly. She had alot of practice.
Her arm-pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a head-lock.
Not only is she ugly, but she's stupid, too. She'd have to stand on a chair to raise her I.Q..
She's so ugly that the doctor slapped her mother instead of her when she was born.
She'so ugly that when she went into the haunted house she came out with an application.
She's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail.
She's so ugly that when she entered an UGLY CONTEST they said she couldn't because she was over qualified.
Ba-doom-boom...!
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
Thundercloud.
"Hoka hey!"
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by Anonymous User on 02:13 PM February 27th, 2005 EST (#10)
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She's so ugly her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Shes' so ugly that people go as HER for Halloween.
She's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it won't look back.
She's so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning.
She's so ugly she turned Medussa to stone.
She's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
She's so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Okay, Okay, I'll quit, now.
Thundercloud.
"Hoka hey!"
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by Anonymous User on 01:56 AM February 27th, 2005 EST (#2)
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Someone needs to take the gorilla to Mardi Gras. Teach her how to throw beads, and no one will even know she's a gorilla. I think I see a TV movie in this.
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by Anonymous User on 02:17 AM February 27th, 2005 EST (#3)
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Koko is actually remarkably sensitive and intelligent, and has mastered a vocabulary of over 1,000 words in sign language.
When she saw that old bag's rack, Koko covered her eyes, shrieked and signed "Stop! I don't want to see them! I'm going blind!" "I would rather rip my nose off with a can opener." "I'd rather jump off the Sears Tower, head first, onto a thumb tack." "I'd rather
play, naked twister, with every one of the golden girls."
Madcap Misogynist
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by Anonymous User on 01:28 PM February 27th, 2005 EST (#9)
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Waaaah Waaaah Waaaaaaahhhhh.
Thundercloud.
"Hoka hey!"
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Let's assume it's true that Koko can say "Show me your tits" in sign language. Then somebody must have taught her. So why in hell would anybody want to teach a gorilla to say that? Unless you are a perverted lesbian who likes to have sex with female monkeys.
Bert
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From now on, men's rights first.
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by Luek on 09:21 AM February 27th, 2005 EST (#5)
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I am glad to see that a woman, Francine Patterson is getting sued for sexual harassment in the workplace. It is not out of spite that I say this.
I am glad to see this because if more women supervisors and employers were subjected to these law suits then something would be done to stop them.
Just as if more women were obligated to pay child support then more equitable laws would be passed in that area.
All in all, it is good to read about a female getting sued for sexual harassment.
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by Anonymous User on 01:33 AM February 28th, 2005 EST (#12)
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"All in all, it is good to read about a female getting sued for sexual harassment."
What goes around comes around. Let's keep on giving it a little push. A lot of men are fed up with the double standards of gender feminist law.
I hope they all get sued eventually. It would only be justice.
Sincerely, Ray
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Koko is not politically correct.
She asks for what she wants. I'm sure from her gorilla perspective that she can't understand why these crazy humans continually wear these cloth masks. I would bet that in gorilla culture a good deal of bonding and closeness is related to seeing the others body. How strange we must seem. How honest and refreshing for her to ask to see the participants bodies.
What an honor it would be to disrobe for Koko and meet her request. BFD. Take off your shirt. BFD. What's so oppressive about taking off your shirt? If Koko could understand this law suit I am sure she would be laughing her ass off at our stupidity.
The only thing I can see that might be underhanded would be if the interpreter is not telling the truth. My guess is that they are telling the truth. It is our feminist culture that is the biggest joke.
Do we have True Equality?
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by Anonymous User on 01:26 PM February 27th, 2005 EST (#8)
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This is a good thing.
Koko is making a monkey out of feminism.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Thundercloud.
"Hoka hey!"
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by Cain on 04:33 PM February 27th, 2005 EST (#11)
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Exactly Tom
Koko also has a fascination with all infants, being a female without one. Should her keen interest in seeing, smelling, or god frobid touching an infant be considered child abuse?
We live in a culture likely to say yes...or more specifically a culture scared to death to say NO!!!!
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by Anonymous User on 01:52 AM February 28th, 2005 EST (#13)
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What an honor it would be to disrobe for Koko and meet her request.
DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
# Which would seem more odd, a city full of naked people, or every non human animal you see dressed up in fashionable clothes? Hmmm?
I went to the Academy Awards in Hollywood tonight and was in the crowd on the corner of Highland and Hollywood Blvd. I was only there to protest and "p _ _ _" people off. I couldn't help noticing that clevage was in great abundance. You didn't even need sign language or beads.
It would have been a great night for Koko. It was the kind of place where she could have stood alongside the freaky people and blended right in - just another primate in the crowd.
Ray
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Exactly Ray. It is us humans who are the weird ones.
Did you take a sign to the Awards? What did it say?
Do we have True Equality?
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by Anonymous User on 10:11 AM February 28th, 2005 EST (#15)
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"Did you take a sign to the Awards? What did it say?"
It was very "anti" the mainstream politics of the Hollywood crowd, but not directly relevant to men's rights so I don't want to violate the spirit of nonpartisanship at mensactivism.
I did have a beautiful moment where I refuted a few died in the wool California gender feminist for several minutes, using facts, figures, and sources, after they heckled us (they think they're so oppresed), all within earshot of the captive audience on our street corner. Mensactivism and NCFMLA have trained me well. Mouths were open. I really took heart at one point, when a lady in our group said, "American people are the most privileged people in the world." Probably the best part was when the feminist talked back to me and got buried in my refutation of the fallacy and lunacy of her ideology. I don't hide my men's rights activism, when I participate in other groups as was evident today. If they can't deal with that, then they're a part of the problem and not a part of the solution. I'm very fortunate that I have so many good things I can productively spend my time on.
After the event we went to a restaurant in Hollywood for dinner, and I actually shared with some in my group that there are over 700 taxpayer funded women's studies programs on college campuses in America running 10's of thousands of classes, all preaching a hatred of men, etc. It was very well received. We talked about getting together again. I found a lot of common ground for men's rights issues in that group.
Lastly, I think you can find the info you asked about if you goto FreeRepublic and look for postings under academy awards on 2/28 after the pictures are up.
Ray
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by Anonymous User on 12:54 PM February 28th, 2005 EST (#16)
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Ray-
The group that you went to dinner with, were there many (or any) women there? If so how did THEY respond to your words?
Thundercloud.
"Hoka hey!"
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by Anonymous User on 07:08 PM February 28th, 2005 EST (#17)
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"The group that you went to dinner with, were there many (or any) women there? If so how did THEY respond to your words?"
4 or 5 women at the restaurant. Some didn't join us. The ones at the restaurant responded in varying degrees. You tend to find the activist Moms in this CA group have a good idea what gender feminism is, and don't want it anywhere their kids, their families, or them.
So far all of them have expressed delight at hearing about the Independent Women's Forum web site.
Ray
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I would laugh but it's so pathetic I can't. A third woman