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posted by Adam on Friday July 11, @05:37PM
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Masculinity This week, I've decided to do something fun and dust off my 8-Ball to see some active service. Yep that's right, you ask the questions and I'll use the 8-Ball to answer, so ask away, and let's have some good questions ok?

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Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Dan Lynch on Friday July 11, @06:07PM EST (#1)
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....that I just met today????

She hosts this radio show on a college campus. I was there to do a test , which actually isn't supposed to be done until next week. So anyways I see this chick and thought 'wow!!!', she looked at me and I felt a connection because she went out of her way to look at me a second time.

After I found out the test wasn't until next week I decided to go looking for her. Sure enough she was on the radio. So I walked into the radio office and snooped around a bit. As luck would have it she came out and we started talking. She is a punker chick that's in three bands. A total sexy hard body and a great personality. She asked me to check out her gig tomorrow. I think Im gonna.

What do you think, magic 8 ball?? Does Lisa and I have a future together? :-)

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Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Thomas on Friday July 11, @06:28PM EST (#2)
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Here's something to think about, Dan.

I stopped into a pub a couple weeks ago. There was a band playing and as intro to a song, the vocalist, a woman, said that she was going to sing some Janice Joplin. I walked up to her and said, with a wry smile, "You know, you're about to perform the greatest rock singer in history."

I said it because I believe Joplin was the best and because I felt like flirting a little. With a smile of her own, she blew out a lungful of air and said, "Oh, great! There's no pressure there." After that, while I drank my beer, she couldn't take her eyes off me. I guess she was taken by my saying a woman was best at anything. She was fine looking. I'm married, and I've given my word to be monogamous. Aaaaargh! Serves me right.

Anyway, that's my story for the moment.
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:1)
by Adam H (adam@mensactivism.org) on Saturday July 12, @10:32AM EST (#4)
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What do you think, magic 8 ball?? Does Lisa and I have a future together? :-)

It says "Not now" so I asked it later, I shook it again and it said "A definite yes" so go for it. You gotta tell me how it turns out through.

If Typhoo put the T in BriTain, Who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe?

It said "Not now" then I asked it again and it said "Outlook so-so" It's real moody right now, maybe cause I ain't used in a few months.
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Dan Lynch on Saturday July 12, @04:25PM EST (#5)
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"It says "Not now" so I asked it later, I shook it again and it said "A definite yes" so go for it. You gotta tell me how it turns out through. "

Her concert was rained out, so I didn't get to see her. That could be the reason for the "Not now" response. I know will she will be on friday and I have to go there. I'll tell you how it went.
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I believe this is both a men and women's movement.
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Thomas on Saturday July 12, @09:19PM EST (#6)
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Hey Adam,

If Dan scores, I think you should tell the MANN admins first where you got that 8-Ball. I'm gonna wanna get me one o' them.

And Dan, if you feel like it,

Remember to figure out some woman singer, who couldn't possibly be competition for Lisa and whom Lisa and you like a lot, and express deep respect for her work. I'm curious what Lisa's response will be. It sure seemed to play like a Stradivarius for me.
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Dan Lynch on Sunday July 13, @02:01AM EST (#7)
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Im not sure if I mentioned but this girl is a punk.

She's actually a guitar player and has her own radio show called "Lisa's 'Blank Generation' Punk Show". Ironically I own the movie, which was total shit and something we both agreed on.

Andy Warhol was in it, and so was Carol Bouquet (one time supermodel).

All I can say is, I felt something move when I first saw Lisa. She was checking me out as well, so.... I will go from there.

Of course, Im always hitting on women. Which is what got me into trouble in the first place, but I say "Fuck it!" and march on.

My first impression after talking to Lisa, is that she is a girl who is looking for some attention, maybe a little insecure and lonely.

Who knows, Im just attracted to her. The way she looked at me and blushed made me feel special. I thought she was interested.
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I believe this is both a men and women's movement.
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:1)
by angry_young_men on Sunday July 13, @04:28AM EST (#8)
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(original post)
>She is a punker chick that's in three bands. A total sexy hard body

(above)
>My first impression after talking to Lisa, is that she is a girl who is looking for some attention, maybe a little insecure and lonely.

Those two points are totally and utterly contradictory. How many lonely attractive women in three punk groups do you see at large? 8-)
Re:Will I get to shag that Lisa chick.... (Score:2)
by Dan Lynch on Sunday July 13, @11:51AM EST (#9)
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"Those two points are totally and utterly contradictory. How many lonely attractive women in three punk groups do you see at large? 8-)"

I said it was my first impression. But it still doesn't nullify my opinion in the least.

She goes out of her way to gain attention. Plus, her loneliness doesn't have to be on the extreme realm. She just may want a man. Which I am happy to provide for her.

It'll just have to unfold I guess.
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I believe this is both a men and women's movement.
From across the pond ( UK ) (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Friday July 11, @06:30PM EST (#3)
Something thats bothered me for years;

If Typhoo put the T in BriTain, Who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe?
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