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Lifetime Movie Title Generator
posted by Adam on Wednesday May 07, @06:00PM
from the Humour dept.
Humor It's been sooooooo long since we had a good laugh around here, so why not have a mess with the Lifetime Movie Title Generator and post your results here. We could all do with a laugh.

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Pretty Cool (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Wednesday May 07, @08:47PM EST (#1)
Here are five titles I got with all the same criteria:

"I Murdered My Sister: The Story of Hilary"
"The Deadly Hollywood Murder: The Truth About Hilary"
"My Sister Won't Stop Murdering Me: The Story of Hilary"
"Hilary: Love's Brutal Homicide"
"Murdered No More: The Truth About Hilary"

Oh, man, Strifetime isn't too far from them already!

  - Freebird
Re:Pretty Cool (Score:1)
by scudsucker on Thursday May 08, @02:41PM EST (#9)
(User #700 Info)
Yeah, Hilary Rosen of the RIAA is an evil beyach. :)
Re:Pretty Cool (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @07:35PM EST (#12)
"Yeah, Hilary Rosen of the RIAA is an evil beyach. :)"

That's where I got the name. That and every Hilary I have ever known has been a wench.

  - Freebird

Re:Pretty Cool (Score:1)
by Larry on Thursday May 08, @06:33PM EST (#11)
(User #203 Info)
"Sore in the Night: Gloria Steinem's Real Story"

Larry
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All you will ever need to know about Lifetime (Score:1)
by Hunsvotti on Thursday May 08, @12:43AM EST (#2)
(User #573 Info)
is in this cartoon.
Re:All you will ever need to know about Lifetime (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @01:00AM EST (#3)
Here's some of what I got

Winona's Story: I Loved My Lover Too Much

My Baby Won't Stop Seducing Me

Overcoming My Infidelity: A Promise to My Baby

The Affair That Love Made: Winona's Story

Danielle Steele's Deadly Lover

Email to My Seducer

Winona: Seduced by Her Baby

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Horsing around...? (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @04:09AM EST (#4)
Okay,
what's with that hunk-horse-guy..?
Any one else think that's a little weird and everything?
I mean..., just what KIND of sexual fantasies do women who watch LIFETIME have?!?

...Weird, VERY weird...!

  -Thundercloud.
Re:Horsing around...? (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @05:42AM EST (#5)
I didn't even notice that the first time.
Whats up with that?
This things' hilarious (Score:1)
by Tom on Thursday May 08, @06:18AM EST (#6)
(User #192 Info) http://www.standyourground.com
Thanks Adam, this thing is hilarious. There don't seem to be any censors on it so you can enter a wide variety of words as the woman's name and it gets even funnier! ;)
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Laughs (Score:1)
by Agraitear on Thursday May 08, @08:15AM EST (#7)
(User #902 Info)
The Martha Burke Story: I Loved My Need Too Much

A Habit Called Martha

It's My Addiction, Damn It: The Story of Martha

The Savage Lesion of Martha Burke

The Brutal Menace of Martha Burke

Too bad I couldn't actually get in a golf refrence.
Re:Laughs (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @02:10PM EST (#8)
Hey, we should enter titles that really hit home.
Like "the murder of Dr. Harrison". You know things like that.
They'll really be p!$$ed!
And we'll really laugh!
(I know I will...!)

-Thundercloud.
Re:Laughs (Score:0)
by Anonymous User on Thursday May 08, @03:59PM EST (#10)
I just went and tried it, and found that one is fairly limited as to what can be submitted.
But we can still have fun with it!
(^_^)

-Thundercloud.
Considering. (Score:1)
by Futharon on Friday May 09, @09:56PM EST (#13)
(User #786 Info)
Considering I found my fiancee over the net, while she was with someone, I guess the following title works pretty well....

I Loved My Disappearance Too Much: The Story of Pamela


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