Infuriated by condescending men? Call the Australian Mansplaining Hotline today

Article here. Excerpt:

'I for one will wait not a moment longer to fight mansplaining on my own doorstep. Today I launch the Australian Mansplaining Hotline, and I am ready to take your calls.

What sort of services will I be providing on the AMH?

Well, first of all I will listen. You can be certain that in me you will find a sympathetic and patient ear.
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Has a colleague given you a detailed explanation of why your work-life balance problems are overstated? Pour your heart out to me.

Did your barista just explain why the wage gap is illusory? Pick up that phone!

I will listen, and I will keep listening. When you call the AMH, never will you be told "I'm too busy", or "I really have to go in a minute", or "Jesus Christ, are you still going?"
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And here is my guarantee: should your mansplaining issues persist even after the AMH has done its work, I will, at no extra cost, come to your workplace to personally analyse the situation and draw up a plan of action to put an end, once and for all, to your problem, by showing you logically how it isn't actually a problem anymore and it's time for you to get over it.

The Australian Mansplaining Hotline. Real solutions, for real problems, experienced by real Australians, who maybe just need to be a bit less emotional about everything.'